Sunday, March 24, 2013

You mean tires don't last forever?


So pretty much my vehicle has gone from "probably not the safest" to "reasonably sure I shouldn't be driving it in its current condition."
I need a new tire. One new tire. My rear driver-side tire has at least two pinhole leaks in the sidewall, and from what I've heard and read, that's not something that's safely fixable.
I've found a few potential replacement tires, but it looks like probably a $80 expense, and at current I am not pulling in any sort of real income, so I have to e-beg.
Anyway, if you donate using the button below and then comment here, I will do something super awesome for you to thank you (I will also pay you back once I've got income, obvs).

TL;DR DONATE TO HELP ME GET A NEW TIRE AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER.



Wednesday, March 20, 2013

New page!

Up near the top of the page there's a new link! It's links! :D It's places you can buy my ebooks and paperbacks! Check it out.

Monday, March 18, 2013

Viscera is currently free in the kindle store!

Viscera will be free on the kindle store through this coming Friday, the 22nd of March. Get it while it's free!
And if you buy it and read it, please do remember to leave a review. Reviews (both positive and negative) are some of the easiest and best marketing tools I have access to. Please consider leaving one if you download Viscera.

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Viscera is available as a paperback RIGHT NOW

Yes, you read that right! My latest book, Viscera, is now available as a paperback through Createspace.com. It will soon be available as an ebook as well.
What's even cooler than the book being out just a teeny bit ahead of my personal schedule (which no, you cannot be privy to because then I'll feel like crap if I miss a deadline.) is the PRICE I was able to set for the paperback!
Now, normally when one uses Createspace or Lulu (lulu is far worse for this, honestly) to make a paperback, you can expect the minimum price to be somewhere above $6, with the nicest profit resting somewhere around $11, which most books just can't pull off.
Viscera, in paperback form, is only $3.99 (plus whatever shipping createspace tacks on). Yes. It is SERIOUSLY a $4 book! You can't even find books that cheap at Half Price Books half the time! And this one is brand new!
So go on. What are you waiting for? Click the link at the bottom of this entry and order a copy (or twelve)!

https://www.createspace.com/4210550

Friday, March 15, 2013

Tuesday, March 05, 2013

Viscera

It's a fun word, isn't it? Just rolls off the tongue.
Viscera is the title of my newest project. It's sort of in the style of those old serial novels like Fear Street, Goosebumps, Boxcar Children, Babysitters Club, Sweet Valley High…
And you can read the first three chapters FOR FREE online right now!
http://guldukatandthedoctor.tumblr.com/post/44615373744/so-who-wants-to-read-the-first-three-chapters-of
Yup! It's live on tumblr!

Saturday, March 02, 2013

Writing, writing, writing, but will I ever have any news again?

Well I do, actually!
Destruction Productions has a brand new work that we've put out this past week. Spy by Steve E. Dukette. It is $2.99 kindle edition. In about 3 months it will be available through Smashwords (and all the retailers that Smashwords reaches) as well as through the Nook. We're hoping to have it formatted for paperback within the next two weeks, and it should be only $5.99 or $6.99 available through createspace.
Beyond that, there's a lot of writing being done. I'm hoping to have some new stuff to show you within the next two weeks.